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The Twisted Legal Logic Of "Mariana"

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Ralph Cipriano
Jan 03, 2016
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Careful, Mariana might be watching

By Ralph Cipriano

for BigTrial.net

If "Mariana" ever chaperoned an eighth grade dance, many junior high boys might leave in handcuffs.

Going by the legal logic expressed on this blog by "Mariana" -- who may or may not be former Assistant District Attorney Mariana Sorensen -- any guy in pants who presses his penis against a…

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