As Dead Bodies Pile Up, P.C. Outlaw Recites Meaningless Statistics

By Ralph Cipriano
for BigTrial.net
It was the equivalent of a major league baseball manger coming out while his team was suffering through an epic losing streak and saying hey, wait a minute, folks, there's a silver lining here. 
Our shortstop who bats ninth in the lineup has finally raised his batting average above .190. And hey, he's even looking a littl…