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A "Vanity Asset" Heads To The Auction Block

A "Vanity Asset" Heads To The Auction Block

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Feb 20, 2014
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By Ralph Cipriano
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The Philadelphia Inquirer is a "vanity asset" that should be disposed of at a private "English-style" auction.

That auction should feature "open, ascending serial bidding" restricted to the two current feuding ownership factions, who presumably between servings of tea and crumpets, would have the option to buy each other …

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